Baby powder, baby oil,
Rubber nipples on the boil.
Pacifier, Vaporizer,
Doctor Spock is back!
Changing table, cotton diapers,
Pampers, huggies, baby wipers,
Midnight feedings, sunrise greeting,
Are we having fun?
Bassinet, layette,
Mastercard just had a fit.
Breast feeding baby gnaws,
Tender nipples, nursing bras.
Soft spot, cradle cap,
Cranky kid, I need a nap!
Housecleaning! Interuptions!
Never gonna get done!
(Chorus)
We didn't start out tired.
But we think that maybe
We can blame the baby.
We didn't start out tired.
It seems diabolic
But it's prob'ly colic.
Tiny fingers, little toes,
Diaper rash and runny nose.
Baby's shrieking, milk is leaking.
Figure is shot!
Playpen in the den,
Baby's sleeping, Amen!
Phone rings, bell dings,
It must be a plot.
Colic, mylicon,
Where the heck is Brazelton?
Camomile, fennel tea,
Double scotch for you and me.
White noise, take a ride,
Vacuum cleaner, all tried!
Zombie eyes, lullabies,
Singing 'till we're cross-eyed!
Chorus
We didn't start out tired.
But we think that maybe
We can blame the baby.
We didn't start out tired.
But for this little one
Our love goes on and
On, and on....